I Am The Guy Who Reads Your Blog and Never Leaves Comments (AKA The Lurker)
I read tons of posts every day. Most of them excellent reads providing me with inspiration, perspective and knowledge I didn't have the previous day.
And, I never leave comments. I read and leave. Vanishing deep into the backwoods of the blogosphere with the only trace being one more lifeless, hollow unique visitor stat. Regular [...]
I pretend to have a real job [read: started my own company]. 
